Thursday, July 16, 2009

Stupid bankers!

Q: What's the question most bankers are asking these days?
A: "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: What's the difference between a bank manager and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.

Q: How do you get a banker out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What’s the definition of optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.

A banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.

Q: What is the difference between a banker and a large pizza?
A; The pizza can still feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between a banker and a couch?
A: The couch can support a family of four.

Q: What do you call a banker without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

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